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heylookathatree:

tonychopper:

trappinandfappin:

(via aleep)

Mondrian cake.

thekeri:

bethlehems:

(via jd5)

Actually whatever who am I kidding I really do like “Bad Romance” and will jam out when it comes on.  All the time.  Yeah.

What Alex said. I really really love that song, no matter how much I complain about it.

Apologies for the strong language (in both this and my last tweet, featuring a brill Pf- pun…) — it’s for emkeem to reblog!

Dwight Schrute

(advice for finals, and future sign on my wall, next to the heteronormative hegemonic courage wolf: “remember you were born a winner — you were the fastest sperm.” yeah!)

dylan thomas, “a child’s christmas in wales.”

second snow of the season…

silly, too, since i kind of do like them (!)

Pavlov, to his tardy RA (“But Professor, there’s a revolution going on, with shooting in the streets.”)

…cannot believe I missed the french horn solo. And obviously Shasta 5…dang.

best article title ever.

runner-up quote: “Using an inebriometer to measure ethanol-induced loss of postural control, we identified cheapdate, a mutant with enhanced sensitivity to ethanol.”

(thanks for the tip, c!!)

thekeri:

bringthebeards:

The M&M colors by years

Poor violet M&Ms.

There were violet M&Ms again for about half a second earlier this decade. (Or was it the late 90s? It’s all the same to me if Britney was top o’ the pop charts. Fuck, I’m old.) Does anyone else remember this contest? you could vote for the new M&M color - pink, violet, or aqua.

I was all about the aqua even though purple is my favorite color, because man, those aqua M&Ms looked fucking sweet. They gave my candy a retro edge, which everyone clearly looks for as a key element of their chocolate snacks. But it lost to purple, which appeared in M&M packages for about twelve seconds before disappearing again, contest forgotten.

In the end, though…blue kicked in. What a letdown compared to aqua. 

Still, green M&Ms ftw.